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9 written articles

Fired!

FIRED! Apprentice fan mixes business with pleasure. A man has been banned from a library - for pleasuring himself while reading Alan Sugar’s autobiography. The unnamed man,...

White House victim of clear and present breach

White House victim of clear and present breach United States of America moments from declaring war on makeover terrorists In the early hours of Tuesday 4th...

TFI 2011

TFI 2011 Fat, poor and insecure The first showing of the Coke TV advert in late November each year is a watershed event. It’s the...

Crack team rabbits colonise Radisson

Crack team rabbits colonise Radisson Special Forces hares in the fight against architectural blasphemy In January 2011 the JEP published an article “Waterfront Down” (JEP 11.01.11)....

What price to put on saving lives?

What price to put on saving lives? Economic development wields axe of efficiency on beach lifeguard services In recent years, Jersey Tourism has invested significantly in...

Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Budget?

Everyone. And it's no laughing matter. At the end of last month Treasury Minister, Senator Philip Ozouf, delivered to the States an unprecedented set of...

Mr Most Haunted given the green light…

Or was it an 'orb'...? Spooky. In October, Deputy Kevin Lewis felt obliged to raise his concerns with fellow States members about the proposed visit...

Meer Mortal

A male of 'simples' pleasures whose passing has caused a conundrum This month Gallery acknowledges the male of the species. With each passing generation, the post-war...

Moguls+Monopolies=Human Missiles

The barrage of bad news is proving a little tiresome Many people are reading this month’s magazine under a proverbial cloud, a feeling of agitation...

Will Holland: Big Cheese

The Atlantic's Executive Chef, Will Holland will be joining James Martin, Michel Roux Jr, Marco Pierre White and a host of other celebrity chefs at the UK’s largest cheese show this week. Held at the Staffordshire County Showground, Love...

Hello Sunshine

With panoramic views of St Aubin’s Bay and the sight of yachts gently bobbing up and down in the marina quite literally on your doorstep, this spacious apartment will leave you with plenty to gaze at through those full-height...

Dragonboats 2022

DRAGONBOAT FESTIVAL The Albert Pier. 18th September Since 1997, thousands of people in Jersey have raced dragon boats and raised more than £700,000 for Jersey Hospice Care. September saw the usual day of revelry as teams of corporates and friends alike donned...

SKIPTON BIG IDEAS: ART IN A CHANGING WORLD

Get down to the St Helier Town Church this month for a brand new immersive art exhibition featuring over 20 artworks exploring key issues affecting our community today. What do you get if you cross 40 international and local artists,...

In Recovery

What are you planning to do to look after your mental health over the coming winter? Seasonal changes can really affect how we feel. Darker and colder days make it harder to keep up the good habits that many...

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