Pet of the Month

GEORGIE COTTINI Breed: Human Age: 38 Likes: Outdoor living Hates: People who complain If I was an animal I would be: A lion Wants: To play better golf Interesting facts: I own...

Roam-eo & Juliet

In July 2011 deep in a Slovenian forest, Hubert Potočnik unknowingly penned the first lines of one of the most epic animal journeys to find...

Some questions about Santa….

*Warning - may contain spoilers for people under 10 or people with primitive minds or uncontrolable imagination.So the story goes....a portly gentlemen dressed in...

Fired!

FIRED! Apprentice fan mixes business with pleasure. A man has been banned from a library - for pleasuring himself while reading Alan Sugar’s autobiography. The unnamed man,...

White House victim of clear and present breach

White House victim of clear and present breach United States of America moments from declaring war on makeover terrorists In the early hours of Tuesday 4th...

TFI 2011

TFI 2011 Fat, poor and insecure The first showing of the Coke TV advert in late November each year is a watershed event. It’s the...

Arr ‘Mate’

Arr ‘Mate’ An Australian man has been jailed for addressing a magistrate as “mate”. Thomas John Collins was locked up after twice calling Magistrate Matthew McLaughlin...

Sunbeds for inmates

Sunbeds for inmates. A Russian prison is to install sunbeds and mud baths to improve the health of its inmates. Sergei Telyatnikov, head of Moscow’s Butyrka...

Excess Weight

Excess Weight A woman buying fruit and vegetables was overcharged - because the shop assistant’s breasts were resting on the scales. Jim Hopley, chief executive of...

Cheeky Chappy

Cheeky Chappy Bosses on TV game show Countdown had to edit out part of the show after a contestant submitted an eight-letter expletive. A section of...

Legally Blonde

Ask A Silly Question. The following exchanges all occurred in American courts of law “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in...

Pink Panther

A hunt is on for pranksters who dyed a cat pink and tossed it over a garden fence in Swindon. The RSPCA is trying to...

Emergency

Man Dials 999 After Finding Cat In Kitchen Gloucestershire police have revealed a man dialled 999 for help to remove a cat that had wandered...

Yum

Man sues Hovis after finding a dead mouse in a loaf. The maker of Hovis has been fined after a dead mouse was found in...

Tag: misc

Hello Sunshine

With panoramic views of St Aubin’s Bay and the sight of yachts gently bobbing up and down in the marina quite literally on your doorstep, this spacious apartment will leave you with plenty to gaze at through those full-height...

Dragonboats 2022

DRAGONBOAT FESTIVAL The Albert Pier. 18th September Since 1997, thousands of people in Jersey have raced dragon boats and raised more than £700,000 for Jersey Hospice Care. September saw the usual day of revelry as teams of corporates and friends alike donned...

SKIPTON BIG IDEAS: ART IN A CHANGING WORLD

Get down to the St Helier Town Church this month for a brand new immersive art exhibition featuring over 20 artworks exploring key issues affecting our community today. What do you get if you cross 40 international and local artists,...

In Recovery

What are you planning to do to look after your mental health over the coming winter? Seasonal changes can really affect how we feel. Darker and colder days make it harder to keep up the good habits that many...

Olivia Garcia

Olivia caught our eye a while back during a scroll through Instagram, where her work lights up the screen. Olivia is currently based in Bournemouth and chatted to us about her upcoming pursuit, where it all stems from and...