GEORGIE COTTINI
Breed: Human
Age: 38
Likes: Outdoor living
Hates: People who complain
If I was an animal I would be: A lion
Wants: To play better golf
Interesting facts: I own the Bastille Brasserie.
Most impressive thing I’ve ever done: I’ve run the London Marathon in under four hours
ELLA COTTINI
Breed: Human child
Age: 10
Likes: Ravioli
Hates: Tomatoes
If I was an animal I would be: A dolphin
Wants: The world to be made of chocolate
Interesting facts: Loves netball and I’m trying out for the Jersey team.
Most impressive thing ever done: I’ve represented my school for high jump in the island championships
TRIXIE & PHOEBE
Breed: Ferrets
Age: One
Likes: Raw egg milkshake
Hates: Trigger the family Jack Russell
If human we would be: French and Saunders.
Wants: 24 hour play time
Interesting facts: We can sleep so soundly that we cannot
be woken when picked up or jostled. This is our ‘dead sleep’
Most impressive thing we’ve ever done: It’d have to be answering these questions!
