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A Grand Affair?

Advocate X - February 16, 2011 0

Don’t call it a comeback / I’ve been here for years / Rocking my peers / and putting suckas in fear*. That’s right. There...

It’s Alive!

Advocate X - July 20, 2010 0

Warning ? the following article contains nudity, swearing and numerous references to bodily fluids. If you are under the age of 18 (or are...

Features

X-Tinct

Advocate X - June 1, 2010 0

So, here we are. It?s been a blast for the last few years but unfortunately with the economy picking up and Baby X yet...

The infinite monkey theorem and the meaning of irony

Advocate X - May 26, 2010 0

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost...

The truth, the whole truth and nothing like the truth

Advocate X - May 26, 2010 0

Most of us like to think of ourselves as fundamentally honest and decent people. However, an awful lot of people are lying, cheating criminal...

Baby X part 2 1/2 the smell of fear

Advocate X - February 23, 2010 0

My God, I?m tired. So very, very tired. Baby X has recently decided that he doesn?t like sleeping for more than a couple of...

Dirtbox

Advocate X - May 19, 2009 0

The ethos behind the ?Dirtbox? group is to encourage the collaboration of young artists within the island and further afield. The development of an art...

Vampire squids and anger management

Advocate X - March 19, 2009 0

I reckon that the vampire squid is the best evidence yet that either i) God doesn?t exist or ii) God, like the rest of...