Would you take the red or the blue pill? When I posed the question to the gallery office, all but one said they’d take the former and escape the simulation, even if they didn’t know what was waiting for them on the other side. But what would people do if they did know? Are there any realities so bad that everyone would choose to stay in the Matrix?
For example, would you still take the red pill if it was 100% guaranteed you’d be the only one on the other side? Or what if you were allowed to take someone with you, but it had to be the person of your most regretted situationship? What if the real world was solely inhabited by 8 billion clones of Donald Trump, that never, ever, stopped talking?
What if you spawned in the real world only to find out that you were stuck floating in an infinite river of baked beans? Or that there was just one windowless underground room, starkly lit by an insufferable flickering light? What if the real world actually existed in 2D, and you were forced to side step your way through life, constantly stubbing your toe on unpassable objects you can’t turn your head to see?
The thing is, there’s a non-zero possibility that in the real world the air feels like sandpaper, or the atmosphere sounds like nails on a chalkboard, or you’re trapped in an infinite network of air vents. You actually have no idea what’s waiting for you out there, so are you 100% sure you’d definitely choose the red pill?
*If this sounds confusing, go and watch The Matrix. Only the first one though, the follow-ups are poor imitations. Then read the above.
Red Bull Rocket
Everyone’s heard that Red Bull gives you wings, but could they take you all the way to space? NASA’s SLS (Space Launch System) is the only rocket that can send the Orion spacecraft, astronauts and cargo directly to the moon in a single launch. Fully fueled, this rocket has a mass of approximately 2.6 million kilograms, needing around 202.5 gigajoules to make it to space.
Seeing as there is only 195 kilojoules in one standard can of Red Bull, this means you’d need an estimated 1,038,790 cans to power the SLS. This takes into account energy wasted by heat, gravity and atmospheric drag (if not for these factors, you’d only need 405,128 cans). This may seem like a lot, until you consider that Red Bull sold over 12.1 billion cans in just 2023. For context, this is enough to launch around 11,650 SLS rockets into space.
Babybel Moon
On April Fools Day back in 2002, NASA confirmed that the moon actually is made of cheese. But what kind of cheese? Is it possible to turn the moon into one ginormous Babybel?
Working with the respective surface areas of both objects, you’d need the wax from around 753.5 billion Babybels to properly encase the moon. If purchased at wholesale prices, this would cost around £339 billion, which is enough to buy Jersey’s economy 51.5x over, or end world hunger for more than 11 years. This is without touching any of the leftover cheese, which weighs in at 166,118 tonnes, enough to give everyone on earth around 100 Babybels each.
Vodka Cranberry Swimming Pools
According to the most recent Alcohol Profile published by Jersey’s Public Health Intelligence, the average alcohol consumption per Jersey citizen (aged fifteen plus) is 12 litres of pure alcohol per year. But what is this, per week, in vodka cranberry?
To stay on par with the rest of the island, you’d have to commit to 23 vodka cranberries a week. Working on the assumption of a 6oz glass, this equates to around 4 litres per person every seven days. Bring everyone’s total amount together, and you get around 365,000 litres of vodka cranberry a week, or 18,982,600 litres a year – enough to fill around seven and a half olympic swimming pools.
2-for-1 cocktails and happy hours could be in your future, following government debates concerning updates to the 1974 Licensing Law.
17 year old Oscar is a bionic cat, renown as a medical sensation in the veterinary world. He recently celebrated his birthday.
4000 hours of work was logged by The Jersey Lifeboats Association, in aid of boaters in distress. This year, the JLA is hoping to be less busy, and is asking islanders to help by taking a free refresher on sea safety in a series of lifeboat parish roadshows.
3 new European destinations have been announced by Blue Islands, meaning Islanders will be able to fly directly to Bilbao, Verona and Munich later this year.
11,359 parking tickets were dished to drivers in town last year, according to statistics published by the Parish of St Helier in their ‘2024 Wrapped’.
15,000 was granted to five charities by the Ports of Jersey, in support of Healing Waves, Music in Action, Project Linus, Caring Cooks and the Oxygen Therapy Centre.
£48,500 has been raised by Rhona’s at the Beach in Gorey through the sale of her famous fish finger sandwiches. Over a period of nearly seven years, Rhona has donated all proceeds from this delectable cuisine to local charities.
After some 26 years, Waddington Architects have moved from a characterful converted Jersey granite warehouse to a 1970’s cool office. Designed by Taylor Leapingwell husband-and-wife architects, and originally the home of their own studios, it seems fitting to have architects back in the building. We caught up with Director, Mike Waddington, to hear all about it…
We’re on the 6th floor, which means we get spectacular views over the town rooftops, harbours and Fort Regent. We also enjoy incredible, and inspiring, ever-changing daylight and weather. At times it feels quite exposed, perched up here in storms and squalls, as we look out towards the Fort Regent Weather Station!
We have around 14 workstations for our team of 11 architects, technicians, interior and landscape designers, and the open plan studio is brimming with plants and greenery. It’s a collaborative workspace, which suits the creative work we do and allows everyone to tune into design discussions throughout the day, and this really helps us get the best results.
We’ve signed up to a nine year lease, so are here to stay, and couldn’t be happier with our location. We’re still equipped with our own in-house physical model-making facilities, as well as 3d visualisation software, these help us to easily explain our design proposals to clients and decision-makers. De-mystifying architectural design so that everyone can enjoy it is central to our way of working, as is having fun during the process, despite being quite serious about the positive effects that good integrated design can bring to peoples’ lives.
With two roof terraces and a shared garden at second floor level, we’re really looking forward to summer and the odd Friday barbecue and social!
After spending time studying foreign languages and living abroad, Cerys Griffiths is a nail artist now based in Jersey. Offering everything from extensions to BIAB, she can tackle any designs that are currently living rent free on your ‘nail inspo’ Pinterest board. Keeping in tune with the ‘red’ theme, we went down to try out Cerys’ unique cat-eye twist on a classic burgundy manicure.
When we found out the theme of this gallery edition was ‘red,’ we knew it was the perfect opportunity to experiment with some interesting nails. And who better to bring the vision to life than Cerys? Based in Capelli salon in St. Clements, Cerys discovered her passion for nails while studying French and Italian at university. After completing her degree and spending time abroad in Pisa and Belgium (she’s got some great travel recommendations), she’s luckily now back on island to meet all of our nail needs.
Cerys offers everything from extensions to BIAB and boasts the largest collection of polish colours I’ve ever seen. To prepare, I did the obligatory Pinterest deep dive, arriving armed with about 100 screenshots of nail inspo. After a quick consultation, Cerys mentioned that burgundy nails were the leading colour this season, so (like the sheep that I am) I decided to hop on the trend. Still, my desire to be ‘edgy’ craved something a little bit different. Following a chat about celebrity crushes (Ian Somerhalder from The Vampire Diaries if you’re curious), we landed on ‘blood nails’ – even though Halloween was already behind us.
Cerys started with a black base, layered it with silver glitter, and topped it off with a translucent red coat to achieve a lifelike, blood-inspired effect. To add an extra touch of magic, she used nail magnets to manipulate the glitter, creating a hypnotic cat-eye design. Watching her work was mesmerising, and I felt like I was in one of those viral New York nail TikToks, thankfully minus the $500 price tag. She finished with a deliciously scented strawberries and cream cuticle oil, leaving me smelling like my favourite Chupa Chups for the rest of the day.
Aside from the nails, the salon itself has an incredibly relaxing atmosphere. Big, bright and airy; it feels more spa-like than your typical nail spot, which for me, makes getting my nails done feel like even more of a treat. And the playlist? Absolutely amazing. If the nail game doesn’t work out, Cerys could easily pursue a career as a DJ.
The first thing you notice when you’re greeted at Island Wellness is the smiles. Tom and Cara, the husband-and-wife team behind one of Jersey’s newest chiropractic clinics, pretty much glow with a healthy, welcoming persona. There’s an inherent suspicion when you meet a bald hairdresser or a portly personal trainer, but these two look so goddamn well, that I defy you to want to drink the Kool-Aid. If they’re promoting chiropractic health as a method for ‘do as we do,’ I had to give it a try.
As you attend your initial consultation, there is actually a sort of Kool-Aid, in the form of healthy, tasty infused water that is offered to you as you sit down for your health assessment. I’d already answered a questionnaire in advance online, but Tom ran through my answers and got a sense of my problems, which are many and varied. Years of putting off attending to snowboarding and kiting injuries has left my spine in a subpar condition, and I’m thus pretty much up for anything that might help.
Following the written element, Tom got me to go through a series of movements to assess my posture and alignment. He also used an interesting device to conduct a spinal thermal scan, using heat to determine if things are amiss in there. The last time I had a neck scan, they told me I had ‘above average wear and tear.’ That’s fine when it comes to running shoes but not so good for your skeleton, so any kind of status check on that is welcome. Next was a physical assessment of my movement. I’m not the world’s most flexible, but I’m pretty competitive, so this process was a shameful reveal of how I should have been doing more work on my movement. One test has you close your eyes and run on the spot with opposite arms and legs in sync. If you’re well aligned, as the theory goes, you should stay still and maintain rhythm. I moved about a metre and was facing the other way, forcing the realisation that work is needed.
The initial consultation at Island Wellness is £149. Tom had a report ready the following day to go through with me. I also had a follow-up session that takes you through the anticipated course of action for your results—this would form the first session of your structured course of chiropractic treatment. I’ve not been to a chiropractor in some time and the historic familiarity as you lie on the bench and have it drop was a welcome sound, indicating a positive move towards betting things both metaphorically and physically straight. Tom also used an Arthrostim on me. It’s like a professional Theragun with a U-shaped head that presses in all the right places to wake up your spine. I was given some moves to practice and was reassured that there was hope.
Following the first session, Tom followed up with an email containing a link to the PracticeHub app. Once downloaded, the course of recommended movements and exercises to practice meant that guilt was now part of my regime too; ‘I have uploaded a few initial exercises into the app for you to get an idea of the exercises used in combination with care in the office. They help to build the fundamental stability you need in your spine and start to address the first layer of postural distortions’. OK, I’m in.
Contact Tom or Cara at Island Wellness to arrange your consultation on 07797953798 or visit the linktree at @islandwellnessjersey
Mr Sudip Ray, Consultant Vascular Surgeon at The Lido Medical Centre Jersey, explains why the 3 Ts will help your legs look and feel better when at home and on that summer holiday you’re about to book!
Trim up
On average we gain about 1% body weight over the festive period, perhaps less than you expect but not always easy to shed. Any excess weight increases pressure within leg veins and can lead to swelling, aching and the the formation of varicose veins. Keep up a simple exercise regime with regular dog (yours or a friends) walks or gentle gym cycling and both you and your legs will feel healthier.
Try Out
…a pair of elastic calf compression stockings whilst you’re still in winter clothing (daylong.co.uk). This will improve blood flow through the veins, particularly when you’re sitting or standing for long periods back at work, and reduce cramps, swelling and ache at the end of the day. And then keep them handy for those long-haul holiday flights.
Treat yourself
If you have visible or aching leg veins then it may be worth having them assessed by a specialist with a view to treatment. This usually involves a simple ultrasound exam first and then a keyhole treatment such as microsclerotherapy or microwave ablation now available on a walk in, walk out basis. It is always worth planning ahead of the summer as optimal visual improvement can take a couple of months after any procedure.
For more information or an appointment with Mr Sudip Ray In the Harvey Suite, Lido Medical Centre please contact Carly on 07797 817964 / endovein.co.uk
I started as a Saturday girl at 14 and discovered my love for hair, especially hair health, so I decided this was the industry for me. I then went to Highlands College at 16 and I’ve now been fully qualified for almost 3 years. I started at Studio Phoenix 2 years ago which has been an amazing salon to work in. My manager focuses on education as a priority, and gives us the freedom to be creative and specialise in areas, for me this was hair health with a more holistic approach to hair care.
What do you love about your job?
Helping people feel more confident in themselves and being able to guide them on what’s the best process and products for their hair. When I’ve seen a client for a few months or a year and they see their hair transforming, getting stronger and healthier, it’s very rewarding. I also enjoy getting to know each client.
What’s your favourite hair treatment at the moment?
Our hair-botox treatment is the best, I’ve tried many different straightening and smoothing treatments before and the hair-botox is fantastic. It is chemical free so the hair integrity is maintained. Frizz is reduced, damage is reversed, and it can help with hair-loss as it restores protein and puts moisture back into the hair. Clients leave the salon with manageable, silky-smooth hair. It’s so good. And I love how lots of my clients comment on how incredibly relaxing the whole process is. We also have a mini express version which is a great alternative – although it’s not as strong, it’s a more affordable, faster option.
BeforeAfter
What are your favourite hair products?
The Kevin Murphy range has the ethos of ‘skincare for your hair’. The range is extensive to meet every hair type, I love supporting clients to find the right products for their hair and lifestyle. My top two Kevin Murphy favourites are:
The Hydrate.Me Wash and Rinse, which intensively moisturises the hair and scalp. Perfect for dried out, or coloured hair. They’re packed with antioxidants which gives the hair a healthy glow and stops the hair from losing any more moisture.
For styling, it has to be the lovely Young.Again Treatment Leave-In Oil, as this acts as both a heat protector and a serum. It is weightless and enriched with immortelle extract to counter the hair ageing process.
We made it. 200 editions. It’s a big round number isn’t it? It’s sort of like when the Christian world celebrated the number 2000 – we’re the Gregorian calendar of local publishing. We can only hold a torch to the old boys of print media, who are more like a Turkish solar calendar, but it feels like it’s been a fair run thus far.
We only kicked off in 2004 but just four years earlier, around the time that people were partying like it was 1999, the world was in turmoil. ‘The Millennium Bug’, which was given the catchy title ‘Y2K’, was potentially set to destroy the world’s computer systems. Computers, you see, had been taught to use the last two digits of the year only, saving all that power it took to process the first two digits of the year. Anything that referenced, for example, 2002 and 1888 was really tricky for early computers. 104 years? 4 years? They simply didn’t understand the difference.
When people realised this problem was coming, it was big business. In 1995 it cost the New York Stock Exchange seven years and $30m to make its machines ready to accept there were another two pesky Gregorian digits at the front. That would be $62.9m in today’s money. How do I know that, you might ask…? Did I work out the compound interest? Did I look up 30 years of American inflation statistics? No, obviously I just asked ChatGPT. Interestingly, I also asked DeepSeek, the Chinese pretender that is seeking to oust ChatGPT from the AI throne, that told me it would have been $60.75m. Each took about 5 seconds to tell me; the latter provided its workings out. The Chinese are doing to AI what they did to car production; faster production and a cheaper offering with some slingshotting from existing products.
In three decades, computers have gone from being cobbled by two digits to being able to use their own digits, and brains, to a level we can only aspire. The impending quickening of AI in our lives has been our predominant office chat for the last few months. It’s the Millennium Bug of our time, but a bug that is set to grow up and be smarter than us before we get to 2030. It’s giving existential crisis. As we look back on 200 editions of print, we look forward to the unknown with tentative positivity. AI will change everything but Gallery is a reflection of the humanity of Jersey, and that’s what we all really need around us.
Gallery’s Bridal Bible is here to inspire you with new ideas and help with the practicalities of planning a wedding in Jersey. We’ve put together a creatively alphabetised selection of advice, top tips and a whole plethora of prettiness that you can incorporate in your big day. From beauty basics to setting the scene, we’ve tracked down the best people to help guide you through this fantastic time.
Our handy A-Z format means that everything is laid out as easy-to-absorb bite-size information. We’ve tried to make this guide useful for all ages – whether you’re being swept off your feet at 16, or have only just met Mr Right at 81, there should still be something in here for you.
Make sure you check out the wonderful weddings from lovely locals who tied the knot in the last year. We’ve included the work of a few talented videographers, because you can’t beat the brilliance of looking back at a video that’s captured all of the fun, laughter and magical moments of your big day. Our wedding checklist is one of the best in the business, so, as long as you’ve ticked off all those boxes, then you are ready to tie the knot.
Enjoy your planning and try and refrain from being too much of a bridezilla… although this is your moment, so milk it!
A – Amazing Anna
We heard from two beautiful, local brides who have one thing in common; the oh-so-talented Anna Trigg and her brilliant bridal wear. Here’s what they had to say about their experience.
Ashley Harwood
Anna is known as ‘the best in the business’ for good reason. Every step of creating my dream dress was handled with flawless precision and heartfelt enthusiasm—nothing was ever too much trouble. Anna truly understands that it’s the smallest details and adjustments that make your wedding dress perfect, and she’s always ready to help. The entire experience was unforgettable, and the lead-up to my wedding wouldn’t have been as magical without her!
Libby Robyn Chinn
Choosing your wedding dress is a day most girls dream of. Anna made the experience exactly that… a dream! Anna was so personal, by the end of all my appointments I felt like I’d made a friend. I chose my dress because I fell in love with the material. I called Anna the ‘Dress Fairy’ as she transformed the dress into my vision. Nothing was too big of a task, Anna would just smile and say “I can do anything” – and she really could! Thank you for everything Anna x.
To book an appointment call 877304, or visit annatrigg.com for more information.
26 Burrard Street, St Helier. JE2 4WS
B – Something Blu
Boasting enviable views over the sun-kissed Elizabeth Marina, Elizabeth Castle and St Aubin’s Bay, coupled with their Yes I Can service, the Radisson Blu Waterfront Hotel, Jersey has something for you.
Whether you wish to hold your entire ceremony at the fully wedding licensed hotel or simply a stunning reception, the sparkling marina provides the idyllic backdrop. Exceeding expectations, the venue, views and staff combine to make your day as special as it should be. The exquisite Le Hocq Suite, residing on the top floor of the hotel, offers the wow factor with panoramic views over Elizabeth Castle. The perfect romantic setting for intimate ceremonies and receptions for up to 80 guests, Le Hocq is flanked by two luxury bedroom suites which can accommodate the bride and groom and other VIP guests.
In addition to this, the hotel’s south-facing Waterfront Terrace is ideal for chilled welcome drinks and a beautiful setting for stunning photos. Adjoining the restaurant, the modern glass-fronted Elizabeth Room accommodates up to 80 guests for private dining and benefits from a private terrace area with uninterrupted views of the marina. For larger ceremonies and receptions the Rocco Suite can cater for up to 250 friends and family who wish to celebrate the big day.
Their Executive Chef delivers a medley of indulgent menus in their suggested wedding packages. For couples with their own proposals the chef can offer creative suggestions to suit your theme or tradition. With 195 luxuriously-appointed bedrooms and suites, a state of the art health suite, a first class restaurant and cocktail bar, guests can take advantage of the views, service and amenities on your big day.
For civil ceremonies and intimate dinners, chic receptions and sparkling parties, their sole aim is making the perfect day for you.
All you have to do is arrive on time. Let them be your Something Blu. Call 01534 671172 to speak to their wedding coordinator.
C – Cake
Wedding Cake Trends for 2025 – What to Expect
Words by Samantha Boon of Samantha Boon Cakes
As we look ahead to wedding season 2025, the weddings cake trends are evolving beautifully. Staying ahead of trends while also embracing timeless, classic elements with a forward thinking approach is an area of expertise at Samantha Boon Wedding Cake Design. If you’re planning your wedding, here’s what to expect and how these trends are reflected in the cakes I create:
LIVING CAKES Expect to see flowers that look as though they’re growing naturally on and around the cake – delicate blooms and foliage in freeform arrangements that feel organic and uncontrived. This trend moves away from perfectly placed flowers in structured patterns, embracing a more wild, natural aesthetic.
BOLD COLOUR AND MONOCHROME Incorporate bold colourful hues into your wedding cake adds drama and personality. On the flip side, monochrome black and white cakes continue to captivate and create a striking sophisticated look.
BEAUTIFULLY STYLED CAKE TABLES A well-curated cake table is a must-have for 2025 weddings. Expect cakes that not only stand out on their own but are framed by stylish florals, bespoke signage, and elegant decor that enhances that overall visual experience.
VINTAGE CAKES WITH A MODERN TWIST While vintage-inspired cakes have been trending for a while, they’re evolving. The return of pillars is an exciting development adding an architectural element to the cake design.
Every wedding cake tells a story, reflecting not only my vision for wedding design but also my commitment to crafting creations that stand the test of time while leading the way into the future. In 2025, the wedding cake is no longer just a dessert – it’s a statement, a centrepiece, and an unforgettable moment. I’m so excited to be planning and designing wedding cakes in 2025, bringing love stories to life through my craft and being a part of each couple’s wedding journey. Here’s to another year of creativity, celebration, and unforgettable cakes!
D – Dance
For all your Wedding Day entertainment needs, look no further than DJ Bernie. Offering a friendly professional and reliable service, with the latest in sound and lighting technology, and a music collection covering the 60s through to today.
The brilliant DJ Bernie is experienced in playing to all tastes and ages, with over 30 year’s experience, covering parties, weddings, bars and night clubs. Give him a buzz to arrange your pre-wedding meeting to discuss your requirements and all your favourite floor fillers – and of course to chat about that all important “First Dance” Let DJ Bernie make your wedding reception a night to remember with fun-filled, dance floor memories that will last forever.
Call Bernie on 07700 356438 or email info@bcm-events.co.uk
E – Eco Weddings
When planning your dream wedding, it’s only natural to envision all your loved ones gathering to celebrate with delicious food, stunning fashion, gorgeous florals, and show-stopping décor.
However, while these elements create an unforgettable day, they also contribute to a significant carbon footprint. (On average, weddings emit 14.5 tons of CO). Any celebration can generate waste, but weddings often take it to a whole new level. One of the easiest ways you can do this is by choosing a venue with certified sustainability credentials. As a carbon-negative venue, certified with the Organic Soil Association, LEAF and Green Tourism La Mare Wine Estate offsets more carbon annually than it emits—making it a standout choice for green weddings. Surrounded by lush vineyards and breathtaking Jersey landscapes, by choosing La Mare as the backdrop for your big day you can still wow your guests with a romantic vineyard setting and easily reduce your carbon footprint.
F – Feast
The team from Kismet Cabana has embarked on an exciting new chapter, transitioning from their beloved roots in Ouaisné Bay to now offering a full-suite private catering experience.
Kismet Cabana can bring their unique style and unmistakable vibe directly to your wedding. They blend creativity with a commitment to sustainability and pair it with decades of professional experience, delivering delicious food with a flair. Here’s what some of their clients say…
“So grateful for everything the Kismet team pulled out the bag for our wedding. The perfect combination of chilled but totally professional, setup on the best beach in Jersey. Open air paella cooked for our guests with pinchos to start and naughty burritos for late night snacks. The cocktails were incredible – especially their cabana spiced rum punch. Can’t recommend enough.” – Cara & James
“They have a food truck and they do the BEST food. Seriously, we got so many lovely comments from our guests about how good the food was. Do yourself a favour and book them for an event. 100% amazing!” – Siobhan & Claire
www.kismetcabana.com
G – Glow
Treat yourself to some wonderful pampering skin care products to get your skin in tip top condition in the run up to your big day.
H – Hair-dos for the big day
Words by Kayleigh Dwyer, Owner of Oasis Hair Salon.
Over all the years of my hairdressing career, nothing quite compares to the joy and honour of being asked to do a client’s hair on the most important day of her life. It’s a privilege, a huge responsibility and something which I truly adore! The opportunity to express the client’s dream ‘do’ always fills me with excitement. It’s always fun to see the client’s own style and personality being uncovered during the months of planning that make the final result a total WOW!!
Call Kayleigh to arrange a free consultation on 01543 728200
I – Image by Paul Wright
“I’ve always had a passion for photography and consider myself lucky to have a career doing what I love. Weddings are wonderful, especially as you are celebrating your love with all the closest, most special people around you.
The day whizzes by like a whirlwind of beautiful, heartwarming and funny moments. The photographs are always there to cherish forever and remind you of your fabulous day. From the moment we first meet up I can dedicate whatever time is needed to make the process perfect. On the day I like to be as unobtrusive as possible, a ‘Fly on the wall’, so to speak, to capture candid and natural images reflecting the true feelings and emotions of your wedding from start to finish.”
Here is a selection of our favourite photos from some of Paul’s recent weddings:
J – Just Right
Beautiful wedding styling, without the stress.
Words by Anna Renouf, Director at Wonderlands.
At Wonderlands, we make creating your dream wedding effortless with our curated collection of stunning props, decor, and dried floral arrangements for hire. Whether you’re envisioning a romantic ceremony arch, elegant candlelit tables, or statement table runners and placemats, our wide range of stylish pieces will bring your vision to life. Simply choose the items you love from our collection, and our skilled stylists will take care of the rest. From setup to styling at your venue, we ensure every detail is picture-perfect, leaving you free to relax and enjoy your big day. Wonderlands is here to add those all-important finishing touches that make your wedding stand out, creating a day that’s as special and memorable as your love story. Let us style your wedding with ease and elegance.
Visit www.wonderlands.je to explore our collection and start planning your dream decor today.
K – Keep Calm, the Royal Yacht has it covered
Words by Ildiko Bodnar, Head of Events at The Royal Yacht
WHAT DO YOU DO DAY TO DAY?
I oversee a team of three, ensuring the guests receive the highest care and attention. I also manage our VIP and large scale events, such as weddings.
CAREER SO FAR:
I graduated in Hungary with a degree in Economics, specialising in Hotel and Tourism. After a decade in the industry, I secured my first Director of Events Role at Shangri-La Hotel, at The Shard London, where I discovered my true passion for Weddings. However, I truly felt I have achieved a significant milestone when I was appointed Head of Events in one of the most prestigious venues, The Ritz London.
WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT THE YACHT AS A VENUE?
Its unique blend of elegance and quirkiness, which gives it its wonderful charm. The venue’s versatile spaces can be tailored to suit any couple’s vision, whether they desire an intimate gathering or a grand celebration for up to 240 guests. Additionally, our dedicated team ensures that every detail is meticulously planned and executed, creating a seamless and memorable experience not only for the couple, but for their guests too. The Royal Yacht truly offers a perfect setting for a dream wedding.
WHAT DO YOU OFFER BRIDES & GROOMS?
Prime location, on-site accommodation, stunning sea views, a flexible approach, culinary excellence with exquisite cuisine prepared by our talented chefs and outstanding service from every single person you come across. Whether you prefer to adhere to traditions or explore something extraordinary, our creative and dedicated team is committed to making your wildest dreams a reality. Our range of wedding packages includes everything from floral arrangements and décor to entertainment, designed to make planning your wedding stress-free.
BEST BIT OF YOUR JOB?
Getting to witness client’s joy and happiness on their special day, knowing I’ve played a part in making their dreams come true.
HARDEST BIT?
Unexpected issues can arise during the planning process and on the wedding day itself. However, these difficulties are also what make the job rewarding, as quick and creative problem-solving leads to a successful and memorable event.
WHAT DOES 2025 HAVE IN STORE?
My goal is to elevate every aspect of our already wonderful service, setting our hotel apart and consistently exceeding our guests’ expectations.
HOW DO PEOPLE GET IN TOUCH?
Call us 01534 720 511 or e-mail events@theroyalyacht. com. It would be our pleasure to meet you for a champagne.
L – Lingerie
Make it a night to remember with candles, tunes and of course some show stopping lingerie! Provence Robe, £44, finished with pretty eyelash-lace and fastened with a satin waist tie, this robe will make you feel and look your most luxurious and beautiful self.
The Halo Satin & Lace 3 Piece Set, Bra £46, Suspender Belt £26 and thong £16. The delicate lace and satin detailing throughout this set caresses the figure beautifully. A truly unique design that’s attention to detail is unmatched, with a beautiful pearl detailing on the Bra, coupled with detachable sleeves, this piece will leave both you and your lover breathless.
All available from Jersey based company belle-prive.co.uk
M – Marquee
At Marquee Solutions, they know just how important your wedding is to you and the team ensure that they go above and beyond to help you build your dream day. From the first initial meeting to the day itself, they will be with you every step of the way and together with their experience and vision, your ideas can be turned into reality!
Whether you would like them to create your bespoke reception marquee at one of their many beautiful and exclusive island wide venues, or you are simply looking for a scenic ceremony location, the Marquee Solutions team are there to ensure that every client is dealt with in a professional and enthusiastic manner at every point. They genuinely care about making your special day as memorable as possible! In addition to their new stretch tents, they also hire out a wide variety of different props, furniture, lighting, dancefloors and décor which can be found on their website.
NOT TO BE MISSED!
If you weren’t able to attend the brilliant Marquee Solutions Wedding and Event Fayre 2025 in January, we will be having our Wedding Showcase later in the year. Details of this can be found on the Marquee Solutions website, Instagram and Facebook. Keep an eye out as this event gets booked up quickly, our team look forward to welcoming you!
N – Nice Spot
The Anchor Club is located on the first floor of The Boat House in the picturesque southern bay of St. Aubin, with exquisite sea-view dining and breathtaking panoramic views of the harbour and bay.
Perfect for wedding receptions, there are three private outdoor balconies, a dedicated area for drinks receptions, dancing, and entertainment, complete with a DJ setup area. The space can accommodate up to 75 guests during the day and up to 150 guests in the evening. With a late license until 1am, they ensure your celebration can continue into the night.
Call 744226 to find out more about using this brilliant space.
O – Oh so lovely Hampers
At Match Hampers, we specialise in creating personalised, thoughtful gifts for all your occasions. Our Wedding Collection focuses on helping you show your appreciation with beautifully presented, personalised hampers for your bridal party, groomsmen, page boys, or flower girls. We offer practical items like Waffle Robes for getting ready, Keepsake Teddies, and personalised Cosmetic Bags perfect for before and after the big day. Friends and family can also celebrate you with special hampers tailored for the Hen Party, Groom, and Bride-to-Be. Explore our website for personalised gifts, set hampers, or build your own hampers. Our hampers make gifting effortless and meaningful.
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P – Perfect Touch
All About Love is a company which will make sure your wedding is perfect, right down to the tiniest of details. Whether it is a gift for your bridesmaids, your guests or yourself, Hannah and Lucy will create you something unique to keep forever. They design and make bespoke wooden laser-cut pieces finished to suit your wedding and will turn your ideas into a beautiful reality.
Allaboutlovejersey.com
Q – Quintessential
St Brelade’s Bay Hotel can have your whole wedding covered, down to the finest detail, at their brilliant beach location, set in 5 acres of stunning landscaped gardens and overlooking one of the most beautiful beaches in Jersey with four star luxury throughout.
What we love most is that they put the bride at the very heart of things, so you can indulge in a glass of champagne, looking out to sea, before your all-important pre-wedding pampering gets underway. And what better way for a bride and her bridesmaids to prepare for the big day than with a wonderful bit of R&R at their amazing spa? Get in touch with their team to view their brilliant packages which will make your wedding not only a breeze to organise, but a beautiful, unforgettable occasion.
R – Rings
Design your dream rings from the comfort of home.
Planning an engagement or wedding is one of the most exciting journeys you can embark on, and finding the perfect ring is a significant part of the experience. I recently discovered the Rivoli Ring Builder, an innovative ring design tool available on www.rivolijewellers.com, and it’s a game-changer for anyone looking to create a bespoke engagement or wedding ring.
The Rivoli Ring Builder lets you design a custom ring tailored to your taste and budget, all from the comfort of your home. You can choose from a wide variety of certificated natural and lab diamonds as well as gemstones, pair them with different settings, and even customise the metal type and design details. Whether you dream of a classic solitaire, a sparkling halo design, a diamond set wedding band or something completely unique, this tool gives you the freedom to bring your vision to life.
One feature I found particularly impressive is the live pricing functionality. As you experiment with different design options, the cost updates in real-time. This transparency makes it easy to stay within your budget while still creating a ring that feels special and personal.
For couples planning their engagement or wedding, the Rivoli Ring Builder turns what might seem like a daunting task into an enjoyable and creative experience. It’s a fantastic way to ensure your ring is as unique and meaningful as your love story.
If you’re starting your ring design journey, I highly recommend starting out at www.rivolijewellers.com and then paying a visit to the lovely team in store at Rivoli, 41/43 King Street.
S – Sing
Sing and swing with Lauren Ivy and the Engine.
Lauren Ivy and the Engine have been entertaining audiences on the wedding, party and corporate scene for close to a decade, providing high musical energy and good times with their varied and polished set.
Backing the formidable vocal talents of singer Lauren Ivy are experienced local musicians Paul Bisson (guitar/vocals), Richard Poignand (keys), Dave Ashurst (bass) and Timmy Bryon (drums).
From Motown to modern pop, disco classics to eighties hits; take your pick from the band’s extensive song list and let Lauren and the band do the rest. All sound and lighting equipment is provided, with a professional sound engineer on site throughout the evening to ensure that perfect mix. As well as the full five-piece set-up, solo and duo options for aisle or arrival music are available upon request.
We met up with the band to get some wedding song inspo…
Timmy Bryon, Drums, started playing age 10:
Favourite songs? Far too many to choose from but I’m enjoying listening to live performances of Raye and Teddy Sims, the backing bands are amazing.
Best wedding floor filler? Sweet Caroline, cheesy but every generation knows it, so they all get up and have a go.
When not playing music… I run Timmy’s Hard Rocque Cafe based at la Rocque Harbor. As well as spending time with the family.
David Ashurst, Bass Guitar, started playing age 10:
Favourite songs? As a guitar player it’s got to be the Jimi Hendrix version of Bob Dylan’s All Along The Watch Tower. I’m currently on a 70s Prog Rock mission at the moment so it’s probably Thick As A Brick by Jethro Tull which is 40 odd minutes long.
Best floor filler? Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba.
When not playing guitar… I like to keep fit by doing weights and I also like to travel.
Paul Bisson, Guitarist, started playing age 17:
Favourite songs? Dream a Little Dream was my ‘first dance’, so that’s special. At the moment it’s Hell Above by Pierce the Veil as my daughter has it on repeat
Best dance floor filler? Gimme Gimme Gimme, as it never fails.
When not playing music… I enjoy gaming, reading and helping run Jersey Festival of Words
Richard Poignand, Pianist, started age 6:
Favourite songs? I would say ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ because Queen was the band that got me into music. I’m currently listening to a lot of Jazz such as Wayne Shorter – ‘Infant Eyes’ from 1966 Album ‘Speak No Evil.’
Best wedding floor filler… Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry. It always gets everyone up dancing.
When i’m not playing music I like to… Get out walking. Travelling. Listening to more music.
Lauren Ivy, Lead Vocals, I have always sung, but started singing lessons at age 14:
Favourite songs? Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles, my Son was born to this song. I’m currently listening to ‘I had some help’ – Post Malone & Morgan Wallen.
Best wedding floor filler… Ain’t Nobody Love Me Better, Chaka Khan
When i’m not playing music… I like to walk my dogs, read, spend time with my family or binge a series on Netflix.
For further details visit laurenivyandtheengine.com
T – Tasty
Having catered for countless weddings, Harpers have all the know-how for what makes the perfect day. From a three course sit down meal with canapés to a bbq, paella or even a mouth watering middle eastern feast! We provide a team of smart, efficient, smiling staff to serve and clean up, and the hire of linens, crockery, cutlery and glassware. Their cost per head includes all the above and essentials, including set up – so there are no hidden extras. By choosing Harpers Catering, you can be assured of absolute personal attention from the time you book to the end of your day. This will ensure your wedding will run smoothly allowing you to enjoy a memorable and stress free day.
“Thank you so much for your hard work, we had the most incredible day and could not have been happier with how everything went using Harpers. The guests commented on how amazing the food was. You were so helpful throughout the planning and we could not be more grateful.” – Sam.
U – Unique Services
Words by Sara Garwood of Sara’s Fabulous Weddings.
Your wedding day is all about celebrating your love, a moment where your hearts and souls come together in a way that’s totally and uniquely yours. As your wedding celebrant, I’m here to make sure your ceremony is every bit as special as the love you share. I absolutely adore what I do because every couple has an incredible story, and I love helping to bring those stories to life. From the moment we meet, I’ll take the time to get to know you both— what makes you laugh, what you love about each other, and what dreams you have for the future. It’s these little details that let me create a ceremony that feels like you. Choosing a celebrant gives you the freedom to create a ceremony that’s completely personal and meaningful. Unlike traditional options, there are no rigid rules, you get to decide how your love story is told. Whether you want a heartfelt, emotional ceremony or one filled with laughter and fun (or maybe a bit of both!), I’ll work with you to bring your vision to life. When you choose me, you’re choosing someone who’s all in. I’m not just here to say the words, I’m here to make your ceremony the highlight of your day. Your “Fabulous Wedding” . Together, we’ll create a ceremony filled with smiles, happy tears, and moments your guests will still be talking about years later. Get in touch and let’s chat and start planning your fabulous ceremony.
V – Vibert Marquees
With experience of countless weddings over the last 30+ years Vibert’s can offer marquee styles and wonderful locations for weddings, from small, intimate ceremonies at home to large weddings catering for over 200 guests.
Visit vibertmarquees.com to find out more.
W – Wine
Get in touch with the brilliant guys at Love Wine or Matt from Gorey Wine Cellar to get great advice and discover delectable wines to make your wedding day extra special.
Remember to always save back two bottles of your wedding day wine, one for your first anniversary, and another for a special occasion down the line.
X – The Kiss
Our top tip is… to practise the kiss. Too long and slobbery is weird, too short is awkward.
Y – You
It’s all about YOU guys. Cheers to that! Remember to add in plenty of personal touches throughout the day to make it uniquely your wedding. You can break all the rules, pink wedding dresses, a mountain of donuts instead of a cake, ski shots instead of champagne – do it your way.
Z – Zen
Your wedding time line checklist.
12 months + before your wedding:
Plan your engagement party.
Discuss your budget with your parents or look up tips on saving for a wedding.
Think about themes and colours for your wedding.
Start your guest list.
Choose wedding rings.
Meet with and book your wedding officiant or clergyman.
Select a date and reserve your ceremony and reception site.
Check availability of places to stay for guests.
Hire a wedding consultant if you’re using one.
Choose bridesmaids, groomsmen and ushers.
Meet photographers, florists, caterers and entertainment.
10 months to go:
Order your wedding dress and accessories.
Get a Pinterest account and search for lots of inspiration.
Plan your honeymoon (book any jabs you need and check passport dates!)
Arrange wedding transport.
If you’re planning on making anything start doing it now.
Order your invitations and plan your order of service.
Buy bridesmaid dresses.
Book wedding night hotel.
Arrange venue decor.
6 months to go:
Organise a hen party / stag do.
Finalise all details with your photographers, florists, caterers and entertainment.
Send out your invites.
Purchase any presents for your parents and attendees.
Select groom’s tuxedo and book your hire or buy attire for groomsmen.
Write your vows.
Order wedding favours for your guests.
Choose outfits for Mother of the Bride and Mother of the Groom.
Check marriage licence requirements.
Start thinking about your favourite music for the party.
Purchase wedding lingerie.
1 month to go:
Plan a surprise, present or note for your partner for when they are getting ready without you on the morning of your wedding.
Meet with your hairdresser and make up artist for a consultation.
Book manicure, pedicure and spa treatment to relax.
Break in your shoes.
Buy a guest book.
1 week to go:
Give final guest count to reception venue and caterer.
Start packing for your honeymoon.
Make sure everything fits!
Send you wedding announcement to the JEP.
Write any cheques required for the wedding day.
Arrange for wedding gifts to be transported to your home.
1 day to go:
As Frankie says… RELAX.
Have fun with your friends and family who have come over early.
Start getting snap happy.
Ensure your overnight bag is packed and delivered to your hotel.
Speak to your attendants – check everyone knows what they need to do and when.
After the wedding:
Make a gift list and send out your thank you notes.
Make sure everything is sorted out for your name change.
Send wedding cake to anyone who couldn’t make the wedding.
Wedding Profile: Toby & Liberty Venner
Location
St Ouen’s Manor – We got married outside in the beautiful sunshine on the front lawn with a string quartet and piano playing our favourite modern love songs. We loved the European and fairytale feel of the Manor. We also loved the idea of having an outdoor wedding which also allowed us to have our pink confetti cannon back drop (run by Starburst – James was amazing!) for our drop kiss after being announced husband and wife, something which was a dream come true for us.
Reception
We had our reception in the walled garden of the Manor (this was after post-ceremony drinks on the east terrace with canapés and lawn games). We chose the walled garden as it was bursting with beautiful flowers around that time of year, with the water fountain in the middle this space was a fairy tale setting. We had a book shelf for our table plan where all guests had their own wooden fairytale book filled with favours. This led to Marquee Solution’s brand new white Celeste Marquee, lined with their cream carpet and furnished with white table clothes made by my mum and dad and decorated by me and my husband. We had a two course meal provided by our catering company Treacle (also did our canapés), who were out of this world, the food was incredible! After which we had ice cream served by Rustic Jersey who were just superb!! Guests loved going to get their Jersey ice cream with all the toppings from a super cute little ice cream bike.
Photos & Film
We had Andy Les Gresley as our photographer and Slingshot as our videographers. Both were phenomenal, from start to finish. They not only captured everything as candid and natural as possible but also made us feel so calm on the day and really helped relax us when the nerves were high. They were always there smiling and went above and beyond to get us the photos and videos we now can cherish forever. We wanted photos and videos that were as natural as possible and we knew as soon as we saw Andy and Slingshot’s work that they could get exactly what we were after.
The dress
I got my dress from a gorgeous boutique shop in Manchester with my mum, its a Galia Lahav dress, I adored it, I had a fantastic seamstress who altered it and and added everything I asked for!
Flowers
Emma Walker did all our flowers, she was amazing! She understood everything we asked for and saw our vision exactly as we wanted it. After the wedding all our flowers were donated to Floral Angels.
Favourite personal touches
I think having done the majority of the personal touches ourselves made all of them so special. My husband and I designed and made from scratch all our wedding signs, table numbers, seating plan, wooden name cut outs, everything was cut out by us, painted by us, designed by us and made my us. My mum and dad made the table clothes and napkins from a luxury fabric (my aunty also helped) and then we made our own interactive table. We also hired the voicemail phone which has saved some amazing messages. Toby’s mum also made us some personalised shortcake biscuits, and my mum made little sweet bags for guests to have as extra favours. But this made it so special and exactly to our taste, it might have added to the stress, but this really made it only more romantic to us.
What did you love most about your wedding day?
This is extremely hard to say, we loved everything and so much we haven’t mentioned, but to narrow it down, firstly having our friends and family all there, not just from Jersey but majority actually from the UK and beyond. I think one of the planes was actually just full of our guests haha. But to have all our favourite people all in one place for our special day was an incredibly special feeling. One we will never forget. Our cake cutting was another special moment we had the most beautiful cake and a waterfall firework show behind us in the arch of the walled garden, a moment we’ll remember forever.
Any tips or recommendations for Jersey Brides?
Pick the right suppliers and be organised. Our suppliers were incredible and we couldn’t be more grateful to them all.
Wedding Profile: Terri & Jonny Amy
Location?
A family friend’s home in their beautiful gardens in Trinity, we got married under the willow tree. Then we had a marquee set up for all of our family and friends to wine, dine and party on!
Reception?
We had so many wonderful suppliers helping us put together the perfect day. Most notably Michèle Perron, from Marquee Solutions who helped us so much with the organisation, preparation and creative input for the special day.
Vicky and Chris from Binney & Boarder played an integral part to our wedding reception, they were incredible to work with and arranged our welcome drinks, canapés, a stunning three course dinner and the party afterwards! All of our guests have been so complimentary of Vicky and Chris’s work, they are both amazing at what they do and we couldn’t recommend them more!
The entertainment included Giardino Strings, local band Von Cassidy, Sam Marks DJ & Saxophone combo and last but not least BongoBoi 😉
As the lights went down (quite literally at one point due to a power cut), the party commenced! Drinks were flowing and it was all happening on the dance floor!
Who was your Photographer?
Max Burnett, he is Jonny’s old school friend and fellow endurance runner. Max is the best of the best! No further words required.
Dress?
Anna Trigg and I can’t thank Anna enough for my insanely gorgeous bespoke dress! She made my whole experience of the lead up to my wedding so enjoyable, took away any worries, gave the best advice and I just loved all our visits together and creating the best dress ever. She is truly amazing and so talented!
Flowers?
Mark Howe. The most incredible flowers. We were honestly blown away. From our first meeting with Mark he understood our vision and transformed the wedding setting to be truly show stopping, such a talent!
What were your favourite personal touches on the day?
We had personalised wedding bands which we purchased through Hettich, and they had kindly arranged for our initials and wedding date to be engraved on them.
Having a personalised dance floor and Wedding Mirror was so much fun, and so many funny and fantastic photos were taken.
Our name places, which we designed with the help of Katie Ferreira had three words / phrases which described the guest or our relationship with them. Everyone loved them.
What did you love most about your wedding day?
The ceremony was the most special part of our day, seeing each other for the first time and reading our vows to one another with all our friends and family present. Also returning back to wedding party in a vintage Mercedes as the new Mr & Mrs Amy. Seeing all our friends and family cheering us in was really special.
Any tips or recommendations for Jersey Brides?
Don’t stress about the weather as ultimately this is the one thing that you can’t control. A little tip we were given was to plant a sausage in the garden the night before the wedding. An old wives tale and it seemed to work for us 🙂
After the reception or later in the evening, take 15 mins out for you and your new husband to have a drink together just the two of you and look at all your guests enjoying the party you have planned to celebrate this special day! The day really does go by so quickly, make sure and you take it all in.
