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Mean Kittens Horrorscopes

Are you convinced that over 5 million people in the UK have exactly the same destiny as you each day? No, nor us. Mean...

Arr ‘Mate’

Arr ‘Mate’ An Australian man has been jailed for addressing a magistrate as “mate”. Thomas John Collins was locked up after twice calling Magistrate Matthew McLaughlin...

Sunbeds for inmates

Sunbeds for inmates. A Russian prison is to install sunbeds and mud baths to improve the health of its inmates. Sergei Telyatnikov, head of Moscow’s Butyrka...

Excess Weight

Excess Weight A woman buying fruit and vegetables was overcharged - because the shop assistant’s breasts were resting on the scales. Jim Hopley, chief executive of...

Cheeky Chappy

Cheeky Chappy Bosses on TV game show Countdown had to edit out part of the show after a contestant submitted an eight-letter expletive. A section of...

Legally Blonde

Ask A Silly Question. The following exchanges all occurred in American courts of law “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in...