The Noisy Family on the Beach

Identifying Features: Mum, Dad and a motley assortment of Noisy Kids. If you’re very unlucky you might even get Noisy Dog or been-at-the-gin Noisy Grandma  Distinctive Markings: Three trips’...

The Eco-eaters

From farm shoppers to fans of Fairtrade, find out which eco foodie tribe you fall into with our handy spotter’s guide   The Organic Shopper Amelia’s swapped...

The NLP Amateur

IdentifyingFeatures:Rapid-blinkingand intense eye-contact (to appear trustworthy) and the strange tendency to use American-sounding phrases in conversation.   Distinctive Markings: A copy of the latest NLP...

Couples we love to hate

Spring is in the air, the sun’s out and suddenly everyone’s coupled up.  Whispering sweet nothings into their his n’ hers phones, slipping their...

The Restaurant Reviewer

    Identifying Features: A carefully honed ability to spoon forkfuls into the mouth whilst taking notes with the other hand.  Distinctive Markings: A notebook, and an...

The Sale Shopper

Habitat: Raking through the 70% off rail, ready to pounce when she sees a bargain. Signature Behaviour: Queuing outside Next at 5am, elbows bristling, ready...

THE SHOW OFF RECESSIONISTA

How quickly things can change.  Six months ago, Polly wouldn?t have blinked at maxing out her credit card every weekend - new jeans from...

THE ECO(NOMICALLY)-CONSCIOUS OFF-GRIDDERS

Ed and Keri tell everyone they?ve never been happier since they decided to go off-grid.  It?s always been a dream of theirs to disconnect,...

THE WEDDING PLANNER

Signature Behaviour: Leaving a trail of artisan-fashioned rose petal confetti behind her as she makes her way back to her Wedding Fayre stand, between...

MASSACRE

F ***ing Valentine?s Day.  No sooner have you made it through the bleak, never-ending-horror that is January, then when without warning, we are forced to...

The ?Celebrity Diet? Addict

Every Tuesday morning, Emma finds an excuse to escape from the office. Popping into the newsagent to pick up a pint of milk, she can?t...

Eye spy

Yuppies versus Scuppies - which one are you? The Scuppie (socially conscious urban professional) Tom?s not the most popular person in his office since he insisted his...

The Lazy Jogger

?Bye!? calls Susan cheerfully as she closes the front door and leaves her family to do the washing up. Monday, Wednesday and Friday...

Metal Detector Man

Signature Behaviour: Zig-zagging slowly across the beach, eyes glued to the sand, as a faint high-pitched beep-beep-beep comes from his metal dete Distinctive Markings: A...

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Will Holland: Big Cheese

The Atlantic's Executive Chef, Will Holland will be joining James Martin, Michel Roux Jr, Marco Pierre White and a host of other celebrity chefs at the UK’s largest cheese show this week. Held at the Staffordshire County Showground, Love...

Hello Sunshine

With panoramic views of St Aubin’s Bay and the sight of yachts gently bobbing up and down in the marina quite literally on your doorstep, this spacious apartment will leave you with plenty to gaze at through those full-height...

Dragonboats 2022

DRAGONBOAT FESTIVAL The Albert Pier. 18th September Since 1997, thousands of people in Jersey have raced dragon boats and raised more than £700,000 for Jersey Hospice Care. September saw the usual day of revelry as teams of corporates and friends alike donned...

SKIPTON BIG IDEAS: ART IN A CHANGING WORLD

Get down to the St Helier Town Church this month for a brand new immersive art exhibition featuring over 20 artworks exploring key issues affecting our community today. What do you get if you cross 40 international and local artists,...

In Recovery

What are you planning to do to look after your mental health over the coming winter? Seasonal changes can really affect how we feel. Darker and colder days make it harder to keep up the good habits that many...