Eye Spy

The Noisy Family on the Beach

Identifying Features: Mum, Dad and a motley assortment of Noisy Kids. If you’re very unlucky you might even get Noisy Dog or been-at-the-gin Noisy Grandma  Distinctive Markings: Three trips’...

The Eco-eaters

From farm shoppers to fans of Fairtrade, find out which eco foodie tribe you fall into with our handy spotter’s guide   The Organic Shopper Amelia’s swapped...

The NLP Amateur

IdentifyingFeatures:Rapid-blinkingand intense eye-contact (to appear trustworthy) and the strange tendency to use American-sounding phrases in conversation.   Distinctive Markings: A copy of the latest NLP...

Couples we love to hate

Spring is in the air, the sun’s out and suddenly everyone’s coupled up.  Whispering sweet nothings into their his n’ hers phones, slipping their...

The Restaurant Reviewer

    Identifying Features: A carefully honed ability to spoon forkfuls into the mouth whilst taking notes with the other hand.  Distinctive Markings: A notebook, and an...

The Sale Shopper

Habitat: Raking through the 70% off rail, ready to pounce when she sees a bargain. Signature Behaviour: Queuing outside Next at 5am, elbows bristling, ready...