Breed: Human (or dancer)
Likes: McDonalds, steak, rum, mint choc chip ice cream
Hates: Bad drivers, people at petrol stations, taking too long in a queue, men in their 30s looking like they’re auditioning for One Direction…. So many things – I’m a real grump.
If animal would be: King Julien the ring tailed lemur from Madagascar, he is awesome
Wants: A new Range Rover like James Bond’s
Interesting facts: I used to live in Miami working at a golf resort, but left living the dream to become an accountant!
Most impressive thing I’ve done: Got carpet burns doing a knee slide across the floor in McBrides bar in Barbados trying to impress Louise (but it worked)!
Likes: Eleanor, rock pooling at Beau Port and a roast dinner on a Sunday
Hates: My nemesis the squirrel
If human would be: Louise’s husband Julian, he’s cheeky & disobedient – just like me!
Wants: The living room door to be left open so I can sleep on the sofa during the day
Interesting facts: I’m a rescue dog from the JSPCA, which gets me out of all kinds of trouble
Most impressive thing I’ve done: Making a bed for myself out of Louise’s wedding dress… For some reason she wouldn’t let me keep it though.
Likes: Rum, cocktails, dessert and going somewhere hot on holiday… Preferably all at the same time
Wants: A Dachshund – Bertie would love a doggy friend
If animal would be: Bertie, he eats, sleeps and lounges by the fire, sounds good to me!
Interesting facts: I name all my cars after Thomas the tank engine characters
Most impressive thing I’ve done: Getting my 30th birthday present 6 months early