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Blades of Glory

Words: Ceri Milner

Okay, so let’s talk about something that used to be a weekend chore but now feels a bit… futuristic: mowing your lawn. If you’re still pushing a heavy mower around on a hot Saturday afternoon, you need to meet the Kress robot lawnmower. Seriously. These little machines are like the Roombas of the backyard—but smarter, sleeker, and built for grass domination. Kress robot mowers quietly zip around your lawn, trimming the grass with surgical precision while you kick back with a cold drink or, you know, do literally anything else.

One of the coolest things about them? They’re not just mindlessly bouncing around out there. Kress mowers use high-tech navigation to plan their path intelligently, avoiding obstacles and even adjusting how they mow based on your lawn’s shape and condition. And if you’ve ever battled uneven ground or steep slopes, no worries—these bots are built for it. Some models can handle slopes up to 40%. The great team from Eastern Garden Machinery will pop over to meet you, and let you know which model of Kress mower you need for your garden, as well as doing all the set up for you.

They’re also eco-friendly. Instead of using gas or oil, they’re battery powered and whisper-quiet. Your neighbours probably won’t even notice it’s running—until they start asking why your grass looks perfect all the time.

And yes, they come with an app, because of course they do. You can schedule mowings, check the mower’s progress, or even stop it mid-mission if you need.

Bottom line: if you’re ready to skip the sweaty mowing sessions and upgrade your lawn game, a Kress robot mower might just be your new best friend. Your grass (and your weekend plans) will thank you.

You can request a site visit via their website, but if you can, do visit their showroom in Trinity near the zoo, as it’s an amazing garden-gadget paradise. 

easterngardenmachinery.com

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