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Love in the time of coronavirus

It’s February 2021 and spring is around the corner, but for single people there’s a good chance that nothing has exploded into bloom since march of last year. Unless...

Alarming new statistics announced

A recent study has revealed a new trend indicating that people have turned to...

Hairdressers poised to become busiest people on Earth.

After months of lockdown, the entire world will have begun to resemble a kind...

Baseball caps are SO last year

Are you up to no good? Plotting something? Don’t want to draw unnecessary attention...

Lost Tribes of Jersey

Guarded by stone fortresses, networked with time-worn lanes and supplied by ancient harbours, the...

Love in the time of coronavirus

It’s February 2021 and spring is around the corner, but for single people there’s a good chance that nothing has exploded into bloom since...

Alarming new statistics announced

A recent study has revealed a new trend indicating that people have turned to re-watching Friends from the very first episode onwards. In chronological...

Hairdressers poised to become busiest people on Earth.

After months of lockdown, the entire world will have begun to resemble a kind of seventies redux with people having worn the same pair...

Baseball caps are SO last year

Are you up to no good? Plotting something? Don’t want to draw unnecessary attention to yourself? Sounds like you need a disguise, but not...

Lost Tribes of Jersey

Guarded by stone fortresses, networked with time-worn lanes and supplied by ancient harbours, the island of Jersey has an abundance of history from the...

Happy Birthday Gallery: How to Celebrate an Anniversary

Gather round, light the cake and prepare to eat some candles because Gallery is 15 today. When ranked against other things born in 2004...

No, not New Jersey. No, we don’t have Whales.

It's understandable that someone from the US could be a trifle confused when you say you're from Jersey. They have a Jersey and, as...

Season Premier: TV Reboots from Bergerac to Beyond

WORDS Grant Runyon For a long, lonely thirty years the faithful people of this Island have waited for beloved crime drama Bergerac to brighten to...

White Collar Extreme: Get Tough on your CV

Words: Grant Runyon I'm told that the core skills requirements for landing an office job in Jersey are literacy, numeracy and a clean criminal record....

Crimes of the Future

WORDS Grant Runyon If you were alive in the ancient past (the 1980s) you’ll remember Jersey’s reputation as the crime capital of Britain. Following the infiltration...

Legends of the Jersey Seas

Despite all that man has learned of our planet, the sea remains a thing of great power and mystery. It is the source of...

Christmas Turkey: How to buy presents for people you don’t like

Much as I adore spoiling myself over the Christmas period, there is a small downside to industrial capitalism’s ability to deliver everything our heart...

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