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Mean Kittens Horrorscopes

Are you convinced that over 5 million people in the UK have exactly the same destiny as you each day? No, nor us. Mean…

Arr ‘Mate’

Arr ‘Mate’ An Australian man has been jailed for addressing a magistrate as “mate”. Thomas John Collins was locked up after twice calling Magistrate…

Sunbeds for inmates

Sunbeds for inmates. A Russian prison is to install sunbeds and mud baths to improve the health of its inmates. Sergei Telyatnikov, head of…

Excess Weight

Excess Weight A woman buying fruit and vegetables was overcharged – because the shop assistant’s breasts were resting on the scales. Jim Hopley, chief…

Cheeky Chappy

Cheeky Chappy Bosses on TV game show Countdown had to edit out part of the show after a contestant submitted an eight-letter expletive. A…

Legally Blonde

Ask A Silly Question. The following exchanges all occurred in American courts of law “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies…

Pink Panther

A hunt is on for pranksters who dyed a cat pink and tossed it over a garden fence in Swindon. The RSPCA is trying…

Emergency

Man Dials 999 After Finding Cat In Kitchen Gloucestershire police have revealed a man dialled 999 for help to remove a cat that had…

Yum

Man sues Hovis after finding a dead mouse in a loaf. The maker of Hovis has been fined after a dead mouse was found…

Beach Bummer

Digging Holes And Kites Banned On Oz Beach. Beachgoers at a popular Australian beauty spot could soon be fined for flying kites, using the…