A Grand Affair?

Don’t call it a comeback / I’ve been here for years / Rocking my peers / and putting suckas in fear*. That’s right. There I was, taking advantage of the full range of opportunities available in my hard-earned retirement...

It’s Alive!

Warning ? the following article contains nudity, swearing and numerous references to bodily fluids. If you are under the age of 18 (or are under 18 but already a parent, in which case congratulations for being able to read...

X-Tinct

So, here we are. It?s been a blast for the last few years but unfortunately with the economy picking up and Baby X yet to come to terms with the whole ?don?t try to eat anything bigger than your...
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of Shakespeare. A now-extinct variant...
Most of us like to think of ourselves as fundamentally honest and decent people. However, an awful lot of people are lying, cheating criminal scumbags who deserve to be forcibly sterilised so that their atrocious genes no longer form...
My God, I?m tired. So very, very tired. Baby X has recently decided that he doesn?t like sleeping for more than a couple of hours at a time, and every time he wakes up he decides after about ten...

Dirtbox

The ethos behind the ?Dirtbox? group is to encourage the collaboration of young artists within the island and further afield.    The development of an art community within the island was the primary concern for the founding members, as well as...

The contract killer

A lthough you probably don?t think that the Jersey law of contracts is very interesting, it?s a bit like one of those discreet ?clubs? lurking in the darker corners of Amsterdam ? because behind a boring-looking façade lurks i) a...
I reckon that the vampire squid is the best evidence yet that either i) God doesn?t exist or ii) God, like the rest of us, occasionally wakes up in a bad mood and decides to take it out on...

AdvocateX-Travaganza

As Advocate X has spent the last couple of weeks single-handedly saving the global banking industry from total annihilation (and in an entirely unconnected coincidence, wondering what to do with the money he made from shorting certain shares), we...